The Journal of A College Roleplayer

<O-Master> Met Wrangler Wood Man mwuwahahahahahahs....then falls apart, with termites crawling off.
<O-Master> Needle Man says, "Oh go jump into Subspace! Gheez..."
<O-Master> Met Wrangler Wood Man says, "I'm sorry, that so wasn't like me. Stupid termites got into my brain again. So how are you guys?"
<O-Master> Needle Man eyetwitcheyetwitch.
<O-Master> Now with added flight: Air Man says, "RM feuds need no reason. Just ask Hard Man."
<O-Master> Met Wrangler Wood Man says, "Hard Man's just misunderstood. We think he's an RM, when really he's a retarded monkey in an armor suit."
<O-Master> What do /you/ think?: Skull Man says, "It's so true."
<O-Master> Now with added flight: Air Man says, "... That retarded monkey pounded me flat with a small hammer once."
<O-Master> Met Wrangler Wood Man says, "Ok, a POWERED armor suit. He's still a retarded monkey."

        Centaur watches as Magma flees. In which, Centaur man raises his Xyston. "Victory for the Horde!" He grins and chuckles, then turns to the Opera House, already raising up his plasma cannon and firing on it in various places.
[OOC] Centaur Man ... ... ... I DID NOT JUST SAY FOR THE HORDE.
[OOC] Bon Bonne says, "ORC."
[OOC] Centaur Man says, "HERD DAMN IT, HERD! XD"
[OOC] Bon Bonne says, "For the burning Legion!"
[OOC] Cut Man :O
[OOC] Centaur Man says, "Stop giving me ideas, Bon!"

It was absolutely awesome.  As are all who participated.

The best part of the scene for me:

Is it strange that I enjoyed that?  Seriously, my brother came into my room to ask me why the hell I was laughing so damn loud.

...   Really need to get myself a Blade Man icon.

Guest says, "But what do you do?"
Meddy says, "RP."
Spider says, "Roleplay."
Spider says, "It works like this."
Spider strolls up to Meddy, "Hi there, nice boobs."
Meddy punches Spider so hard he grows a beard.

You decide.

[Radio: (G) Global] Blade Man transmits more of the same stabbing noises, then one that definitely doesn't sound like wall being stabbed.

[Radio: (G) Global] Blade Man transmits, "... Ow."

[Radio: (G) Global] Slash Man transmits, "Did you just... oh, geez."

[Radio: (G) Global] Blade Man transmits, "I missed the wall, I think."

[Radio: (G) Global] Blade Man giggles.

I was trying to check orders on an alt, but got Blade's window. Note who assigned the orders.

============================ Orders for Blade Man ============================
Assigned by: Able City - Traffic Hub Date: Fri Mar 03 20:19:06 2006
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Get magnets. Really /powerful/ magnets. Not kitchen magnets. NOT KITCHEN MAGNETS. Electromagnets are best. Give them to Amphibious Man.

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Headdesking IRL != Good Idea: Blade Man says, "Nothing is more amusing than typing +orders in the wrong window and realizing you have orders from Able City - Traffic Hub. ;)"
Frozen Like Ice Man says, "Nice."
Frozen Like Ice Man says, "Save those, they may be worth money."
Headdesking IRL != Good Idea: Blade Man says, "They were from Sugar, originally..."
Testing: Shielded Recombinant Bazooka! Prismatic Spider says, "So Sugar was recycled into a traffic hub? Oh, the indignity!"
Blade Dancer says, "Had it coming."
Corpse Bride iLuz says, "hahaha"

<Public> I own Eurasia Dust Man says, "AIRCON MAN HAS FLIGHT, WHY CAN'T I?!"
<Public> I own Eurasia Dust Man sobs.
<O-Master> HAM CANNON!!! Air Man says, "Hey now.  You have no room to complain, Dust.  The guy who is like a cheesy knockoff of me can do something I can't.  ;P"
<O-Master> 12:00 Dust Man says, "Yes, well."
<O-Master> Not Dead: Bass says, "Wait, what? You don't have Flight?"
<O-Master> HAM CANNON!!! Air Man says, "Nope.  No abilities."
<O-Master> 12:00 Dust Man says, "Air Man doesn't."
<O-Master> 12:00 Dust Man says, "And I was sure he did."
<O-Master> Not Dead: Bass says, "You do now."

Galactic Man drops rocks on every em-effer in the roof.
Ayin :O
You say, "In the roof?"
Galactic Man says, "Yes. IN THE ROOF! DO NOT QUESTION ME! I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS!"
Atmospheric Man has disconnected.
You say, "..."
Galactic Man says, "That's -right-. I hit Atmospheric so hard he fell off the MUSH."