Oh noes!! Papercuts!!

[digitalringhals]

Today, I was evacuated from my dorm for the silliest thing possible:  An idiot missed the garbage can with a closed box of paper, and someone reported it as a suspicious package.  Great job dumbass.  You caused classes to be canceled and half of campus to be evacuated.  And the best part?  According to something I've heard, the papers were just poetry.  Yes, poetry shut down my school and caused the state bomb people to come in.